Simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective ma-lay-sien engrish....

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me! show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me !
Malaysians:Celaka u

………..

Now you believe ah????

Have a nice day.

(forwarded mail from my joke buddy)

Mother's Day 2006

Got this message on my computer this morning when i woke up:
From son #2



I never appreciated enough

I never spend enough time with you

I never gave anything in return

I ask a lot, never considering what you had to give

I cried for you to be there when i was small, but now i leave the house without telling you

Your life you lived to care for me, I say you are overprotective

So on this mother's day

I think

the most important thing

I need

to give

is

an apology

mum... and thanks for everything.



From son #1:



















Thank You son#1 and son#2 for the very loving messages. I love u all too.

A night out with friends

Got my Anugerah Perkhidmatan Cemerlang (aka excellent service award) for the year 2005 which translates into RM 1000 cash.. $$ not yet come but nearly finish giving treat to colleagues and friends, so last nit we chill out at San Francisco Grill, Ban Hock Road Kuching. The food is so so, quite expensive tho but the atmosphere and the company is nice.

Friends:




Atmosphere:




Food:

Seafood cocktail- RM 6 ++

Garlic bread - 50 sen per piece ++

Fish and Chips : RM 12 ++

super big Lamb burger- RM 16.80 ++

Daine Steak - RM 28 ++

All in all the bill is RM 253.66 for 8 person, expensive anot?