to make life brighter and better.. an award winning joke to share with my blog readers
Spielberg or Carlsberg, it's the same
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied:
"But it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies:
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies:
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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