Was reading this interesting book :
Like to share some of the very interesting quotes that I found in that book, since these are quotes that you and me always say and use.
From the way of Mrs Cosmopilite
1. Mrs Cosmopilite says:
If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.
The correct answer is : Like what?
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2. Mrs Cosmopilite says:
Do you think this is a hotel? You just come here only to sleep.
This one always catches Ms C.'s paying guests by surprise.
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3.Mrs Cosmopilite says:
Do as I say, not as I do

The acolyte responds: How do you do?
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4. Mrs Cosmopilite says:
Enough is Enough

The seeker of wisdom says: And?
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5. Mrs Cosmopilite says
Don't you have anything better to do?

The acolyte responds: I will leave and smell the cherry blossom.
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6.Mrs Cosmopilite says
How many times do I have to tell you?

The acolyte responds: One more time.
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7.Mrs Cosmopilite says
I can always tell when you're lying

The wise man says: There is no truth.
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8. Mrs Cosmopilite says
I'm not going to ask you again

The correct response is silence
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9. Mrs Cosmopilite says
If I've told you once.......I've told you a million times

The wise man says; A million is mostly zeroes
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10. Mrs Cosmopilite says
If you don't stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about.

The seeker says: This does not move us forward.
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11.Mrs Cosmopilite says
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, every day, to go to school.

The acolyte says: Did you really live less than a day's journey from a school?
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12. Mrs Cosmopilite says
If you can't say something nice,don't say anything at all.

The seeker says: Why is it so quiet in here?
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13. (My favourites)
Mrs Cosmopilite says
Go to your room and think about what you have done.

Hu-lin was discovered in a mummified state by Mrs C.'s having gone to his room 3 years previously to think about what he did and never returned, having become engrossed. He had achieved enlightenment but not lunch...hahaha
Source: Yearbook of Enlightenment 2008


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6 comments:

    keeyit said...

    Great book..Maybe I should try to check whether can buy it here or not..
    Merry Christmas

  1. ... on 7:51 AM  
  2. Maverick SM said...

    Merry Christmas, X'tina.

  3. ... on 12:00 AM  
  4. Aleckii said...

    Hello!

    Look what I made for our Christmas eve dinner-
    http://intrepidlywrong.blogspot.com/2007/12/christmas-eve-grinch-rat-missed.html

    Too bad turkey are too expensive here, or else I would have roasted one already.

    Send my regards to Mr Sim and your children! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  5. ... on 7:27 PM  
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  7. ... on 12:55 PM  
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  9. ... on 2:37 PM  
  10. X'tina said...

    Thanks Maverick, a very blessed and happy New Year to you nad your family too.

    Aleckii,
    Nice to know that you are enjoying a White Christmas in Russia. Wish you will Have a happy new year too.

    Crescenet,
    Haha, thanks to AltaVista, I get your coment translated and understood.
    Welcome to my blog, sure I will check out yours too. Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you

  11. ... on 2:50 PM