Was reading this interesting book :
Like to share some of the very interesting quotes that I found in that book, since these are quotes that you and me always say and use.
From the way of Mrs Cosmopilite
1. Mrs Cosmopilite says:
If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.
The correct answer is : Like what?
2. Mrs Cosmopilite says:
Do you think this is a hotel? You just come here only to sleep.
This one always catches Ms C.'s paying guests by surprise.
3.Mrs Cosmopilite says:
Do as I say, not as I do

The acolyte responds: How do you do?
4. Mrs Cosmopilite says:
Enough is Enough

The seeker of wisdom says: And?
5. Mrs Cosmopilite says
Don't you have anything better to do?

The acolyte responds: I will leave and smell the cherry blossom.
6.Mrs Cosmopilite says
How many times do I have to tell you?

The acolyte responds: One more time.
7.Mrs Cosmopilite says
I can always tell when you're lying

The wise man says: There is no truth.
8. Mrs Cosmopilite says
I'm not going to ask you again

The correct response is silence
9. Mrs Cosmopilite says
If I've told you once.......I've told you a million times

The wise man says; A million is mostly zeroes
10. Mrs Cosmopilite says
If you don't stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about.

The seeker says: This does not move us forward.
11.Mrs Cosmopilite says
When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, every day, to go to school.

The acolyte says: Did you really live less than a day's journey from a school?
12. Mrs Cosmopilite says
If you can't say something nice,don't say anything at all.

The seeker says: Why is it so quiet in here?
13. (My favourites)
Mrs Cosmopilite says
Go to your room and think about what you have done.

Hu-lin was discovered in a mummified state by Mrs C.'s having gone to his room 3 years previously to think about what he did and never returned, having become engrossed. He had achieved enlightenment but not lunch...hahaha
Source: Yearbook of Enlightenment 2008

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    keeyit said...

    Great book..Maybe I should try to check whether can buy it here or not..
    Merry Christmas

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  2. Maverick SM said...

    Merry Christmas, X'tina.

  3. ... on 12:00 AM  
  4. Aleckii said...


    Look what I made for our Christmas eve dinner-

    Too bad turkey are too expensive here, or else I would have roasted one already.

    Send my regards to Mr Sim and your children! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  5. ... on 7:27 PM  
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  7. ... on 12:55 PM  
  8. Anonymous said...

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  9. ... on 2:37 PM  
  10. X'tina said...

    Thanks Maverick, a very blessed and happy New Year to you nad your family too.

    Nice to know that you are enjoying a White Christmas in Russia. Wish you will Have a happy new year too.

    Haha, thanks to AltaVista, I get your coment translated and understood.
    Welcome to my blog, sure I will check out yours too. Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you

  11. ... on 2:50 PM